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Wiseguy would like to take a crack at guessing your Wiseguy Pizza Personality. And even if he doesn’t get it right- why not give his guess a try? See you soon!

What is your go-to topping?

A. Sausage

B. Mushrooms

C. Chicken

D. Pepperoni

E. Bacon

Which one of these describes you best?

A. Porky, Wilbur, and Miss Piggy are some of your favorite characters

B. Comedians, stupid jokes, and laughing at inappropriate times are your jam

C. Massages, museums, and you consider yourself an avid foodie

D. Well, read, great sense of humor, and you often volunteer/work hard

E. You hang with a particular group of friends, are a good listener, and are really into music

Which topping combination describes you?

A. Not a part of the pig you don’t like

B. Veg and cheese please

C. A mix of meats, veggies, and maybe some citrus

D. Classic- sauce, meat, cheese

E. Cheesy and savory

How many toppings make you happy?

A. Is there a limit?

B. Probably 5 or more

C. As long as the flavors create a symphony of flavors go for it

D. 4 or 5 should do it

E. Let’s keep it under 4

What is your favorite dipping sauce?

A. Hot sauce

B. Garlic butter 

C. Olive oil

D. Marinara 

E. Ranch

What is your preferred beverage to pair with pizza?

A. Beer- Stout

B. Wine

C. Hard seltzer

D. Beer- A golden ale

E. Beer- pale ale

If you answered mostly A’s you are a Fat Guy- Now don’t take that literally! It’s just a fun name for heaven’s sake. Insert eye-roll. This pie has Salami, pepperoni, sausage, ham, and bacon.

B’s- Fun Guy: Loads of mushrooms sautéed in olive oil and garlic, caramelized onions, grated Parmesan, and Feta cheese.

C’s- Metro Guy: Spicy marinated chicken, arugula, thinly sliced lemon, Feta, caramelized onions, garlic, and olive oil sauce. Seriously. It sounds crazy, but try it!

D’s- Wise Guy you are a Wise Guy through and through: Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, olives, and red onions.

E’s- Sad Guy- Nothing like this pizza for a bit of comfort food. It’s been a long winter! Gorgonzola and bacon top this pie. With meatballs, red onion, and light tomato sauce.

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