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Dear Wiseguy,

I know it’s the start of the year and I’ve been trying to be good, but I can’t stop thinking about Wiseguy Pizza Pie. All that cheesy, saucy goodness. I can smell my favorite pie now. I miss you. What can I do? 



Hi Jonesy!

Not to worry. At Wiseguy we understand those first-of-the-year efforts. But no need to cut us out of the picture. Perhaps we can provide you with some alternatives that some folks just don’t realize we offer here at Wiseguy Pizza Pie.

Take for instance our House Salad. Did you know it comes with fresh romaine tomatoes, red onions, cucumbers, and Feta Cheese? We’ll even leave off the croutons- just ask. We have some great low-call vinaigrettes as well. 

Our Caesar Salad is so light and refreshing with crisp romaine lettuce tossed with Parmesan cheese and a Caesar dressing. You can even add some grilled chicken breast. 

The fresh Spinach Salad is delicious with toasted almonds, feta cheese, and red onions tossed in a raspberry vinaigrette.

Get your protein fix with the Greek Antipasto; romaine lettuce, ham, salami, pepperoncini, Kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, tomatoes, Feta cheese, and croutons tossed with a Balsamic vinaigrette. 

Some lighter varieties of our pizzas include- 

The Margarita Guy– Roma tomatoes, mozzarella (we offer dairy-free cheese), fresh basil, and garlic. 

Our Vegetablarian– is the perfect combination of Roma tomatoes, mushrooms, olives, red onions, green peppers, and garlic. 

And don’t forget, all pizzas are available in a 10” gluten-free version!

We hope that helps Jonesy and we’ll see you soon!

Your friend,



At Wiseguy Pizza Pie, we don’t cut corners… we cut circles in order to make them into triangles… Can you imagine trying to eat a circle slice? What a mess?

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