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Welcome, pizza enthusiasts, to a cheesy journey into the realm of gastronomic delight! Today, we embark on a quest to discover the three most heavenly pizza toppings that would satiate our taste buds for the rest of our existence. But fear not, for we won’t venture alone! Joining us on this hilarious adventure is the one and only Wiseguy Pizza Pie, a pizza so deliciously wise that it makes your taste buds go “fuggedaboutit”!

Topping #1: Pepperoni, the Irresistible Diva

Our first contender for the ultimate pizza topping is none other than the charismatic and flavorful pepperoni. This thin, spicy slice of heaven has been gracing pizza pies for ages, turning them into lip-smacking masterpieces. The crispy edges, the zesty kick, and the way it curls up while baking are a sight to behold. Pepperoni is like the sassy diva of pizza toppings, stealing the spotlight with every bite. Plus, who can resist playing “pizza pepperoni face” by sticking one on each cheek? Pure pizza-palooza!

Topping #2: Pineapple, the Controversial Maverick

Hold on to your taste buds, folks, because we’re diving headfirst into the pineapple debate! Some say pineapple has no place on a pizza, but we dare to challenge the norms here at the Wiseguy Pizza Pie blog. Picture this: the sweet, juicy pineapple chunks mingling with the savory tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and maybe even some ham or bacon. The clash of flavors is a symphony for your mouth, simultaneously teasing and delighting your senses. Pineapple on pizza is like the maverick who defies conventions and creates a flavor experience that’s as unforgettable as your favorite mob movie.

Topping #3: Extra Cheese, the Indulgent Kingpin

Last but certainly not least, we present to you the undisputed kingpin of pizza toppings – extra cheese! Think about it: a gooey, stringy layer of melted mozzarella stretching from slice to slice, clinging onto your slice as if it were the most loyal mobster in the pizzaverse. Extra cheese is a guilty pleasure that adds a rich, creamy texture to every bite, ensuring that your pizza experience reaches the pinnacle of indulgence. It’s the ultimate accomplice to any pizza party, turning an ordinary gathering into a full-blown cheesy extravaganza.

Wiseguy Pizza Pie 

Do you have a favorite?- or maybe it’s all three. You can have them any way you like at Wiseguy Pizza Pie. Check out our menu at