Have You Tried Wiseguy Pizza Pies Yet? Here’s Why You Should

Pizza is a fan favorite around the country, but isn’t something Idaho is exactly “known for”. Luckily, Wise Guy Pies has hit the scene.

Have you tried Wise Guy Pies yet? We both know if you’re reading this you’re trying to answer the question “SHOULD I eat Wise Guy Pizza Pies?” and the answer is YES! 

We have some tasty ‘za, some exceptional appetizers, and more.

Alright, not convinced? That’s fine, we’ll give you a few killer reasons to come down and try these tasty pies. Keep reading to learn more about our menu.

Da Pies

The Wise Guy Pizza Pies menu has a healthy amount of options, just don’t take this to be some diet spot! This is the place for pizza pie lovers of all kinds.

We’ve got three locations: Boise, Hailey, and Ketchum. Each menu has a bit of variety in it (the spice of life!), but one thing that doesn’t change is our excellent pizza pies!

On top of all the customization you can do, we’ve got favorites for every and anyone.

Gangsta Pies

If there are rules in pizza, we’ve thrown ’em in a trunk and shoved the car into a ravine.

Seriously. We have fun with our pies.

Starting with the “Metro Guy”, we’ve got some spicy marinated chicken, arugula, thin lemons for a sour, citrusy twist, all with feta, caramelized onions, garlic, and olive oil. Holy cow, this one is unlike anything you’ve had before.

Next, we got the “White Trash Guy”. As the name suggests, this one isn’t for the faint of heart.

It’s a pie with ranch dressing, all the bacon, kettle potato chips (that’s right), and scallions, doused with mozzarella and parmesan.

Finally, we’ve got the “Sad Guy”. Why’s he sad? ‘Cause you’re not gonna have any leftovers once you take a bite of this pie.

The “Sad Guy” has gorgonzola and bacon all on top of meatballs, red onion, and some light tomato sauce.

‘Shrooms and Veggies

Starting with our renowned “Fun Guy”, you’ve got sautéed ‘shrooms, caramelized onions, and a healthy amount of grated parmesan and feta cheese for good measure.

Need a little protein with those ‘shrooms? Not a problem. Slap some pepperoni, sausage, red onions, olives, and more of those tasty ‘shrooms and you’ve got a great pie.

And of course, we got the “Vegetarian”. Roma tomatoes, olives, red onions, green peppers, sizzling garlic, and of course, more ‘shrooms.

We Didn’t Fuggedaboutit

Pizza purist? No problem. The “Margarita Guy” is less focused on pickin’ up ladies at the bar and more focused on pickin’ your jaw up off the floor.

This pie is a classic with Roma tomatoes and the freshest basil on top of whole-milk mozzarella.

And if you’re gluten-free, we do cauliflower crusts and can add as much or as little toppings as you want on there.

Whoever you are, if you’re a pie lover, you’re gonna love what we have to offer you.

Da People

Wise Guy pizza is a locally-owned chain here in Idaho. We started off making hand-tossed, New York pies on solid stone, and people liked ’em so much we just had to keep going.

The people here at Wise Guy pizza love their pies and want to make sure everyone else loves ’em just as much.

Don’t Just Take Our Word for It

We’ve got reviews from all over the place. Check out our online reviews and our Instagram page, and see what folks are saying about us.

The word seems to be unanimous: we’ve got some tasty pies, awesome staff, and a great community.

Da Apps

Of course, we don’t just do pies. We’ve got some hot and spicy chicken wings that hit just the right spot of flavor and sizzle. Add onto that some NY-style garlic knots to start off an evening here.

Da Handhelds

“But Wise Guy Pizza”, you say, “I’m not feeling like pizza tonight”. 

We aren’t here to judge. Because how could we when we have such a killer set of calzones and hoagies ready for order?

For those craving a little more crust with their pizza, may we introduce the calzone? This traditional Italian pastry is stuffed with loads of mozzarella and ricotta. Add up to two toppings and a side of marinara, and you’re in heaven.

Next are our hoagies. The Italian is a favorite from back home with ham, salami, and pepperoni, all nestled in a bed of lettuce, tomato, onion, olives, balsamic vinaigrette, and mozzarella cheese.

We’ve also got a prime meatball hoagie that hits the spot right around lunchtime. A fresh hoagie roll slathered in marinara, meatballs, and mozzarella? What more can you ask for, my own heart?

Finally, for those from back east, the Wiseguy Cheesesteak has fast become a local favorite. We start with shaved ribeye, sautéed onion, and layers of provolone. Add on some ‘shrooms, green peppers, and jalapeños for the real deal.

Craft Beer and Brews

We rotate our selections on a regular basis, but you can bet that we’ve got the best microbrews Idaho has to offer.

You can check our board when you come in for the full offerings. We’ve also got rotating specials that you don’t want to miss!

Wiseguy Pizza Hailey and Wiseguy Pizza Boise change things up too, so check out either venue for a treat.

And ‘Dese Salads

We can’t forget about those that want a little something before the big meal! Or who want their own meals, as our large salads are LARGE!

The Wise Guy pies menu hosts the traditional House and Caesar salad for you, friends, and family alike.

But we’ve also got a heck of a Cobb salad, as well as a Greek antipasto salad that’s out of this world with romaine, ham, salami, pepperoncini, Kalamata olives, feta (so much feta!), balsamic, artichoke hearts, and tomatoes.

It’ll stuff you just as well as any of our pies will.

Grab a Slice at Wiseguy Pizza Pies

Wise Guy Pizza Pies is all about the love. You love pizza, we love making it and serving it to ya! We’re in downtown Boise, on North Main in Hailey, and on Sun Valley Road in Ketchum.

Are those enough reasons to make this thing happen? That’s what we thought! Call us or start an order online, and get yourself something tasty today!

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