The debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza ends here. At Wiseguy Pizza Pie, we’ve taken the Hawaiian pizza to a whole new level with the Hot Fat Hawaiian—because, why not? If you’re the kind of person who wants your pizza to challenge your taste buds and make you question all your life choices, then this is the pizza for you. It’s sweet, it’s spicy, and it’s unapologetically delicious.
So, what makes the Hot Fat Hawaiian a game changer? First, it’s loaded with your classic Hawaiian ingredients—ham, bacon, and, yes, pineapple. But because Wiseguy doesn’t believe in doing things halfway, they threw in a spicy twist with jalapeños that’ll make your mouth tingle in all the right ways. It’s like a luau that decided to go rogue and bring the heat. The sweetness of the pineapple combined with the fiery kick of the jalapeños? Chef’s kiss. This pizza is not here to play—it’s here to make a statement.
Now, let’s talk about the “Fat” part of this Hot Fat Hawaiian. Wiseguy doesn’t skimp on toppings, and this pizza is proof. You’ve got thick slices of ham and crispy bacon that will satisfy every carnivorous craving you didn’t even know you had. It’s a pizza that says, “I came to party,” and then doubles down by delivering both flavor and heft. Your slice will barely be able to support the weight of all that goodness—and honestly, that’s exactly what we’re here for.
If you’re feeling bold, this is the pizza to order when you want to impress your friends with your adventurous taste. “Oh, you ordered plain pepperoni? How cute. I went for the Hot Fat Hawaiian—because I like to live on the edge.” Trust us, after one bite of that pineapple-and-jalapeño combo, you’ll feel like a pizza daredevil. And if anyone tries to judge you for liking pineapple on pizza, just remind them that Wiseguy Pizza Pie is clearly in your corner.
So, next time you feel like giving your taste buds a tropical vacation with a spicy detour, hit up Wiseguy Pizza Pie and order the Hot Fat Hawaiian. Just be ready for a wild ride, because this pizza isn’t holding back, and neither should you.
