Wiseguy Pizza Pie: Beer & Wine – Because Pizza Deserves Better Than Soda

Let’s be honest: nothing goes better with pizza than a cold drink. But we’re not talking about your basic soda or, heaven forbid, water. No, you’re at Wiseguy Pizza Pie, where we take pizza seriously – so why settle for anything less when it comes to your drink? Enter: our epic Beer & Wine menu, designed to elevate your pizza experience to new, slightly tipsy heights.

1. Beer: Because Sometimes You Need Liquid Courage to Eat That Entire Pizza

Sure, you could sip on some sparkling water and pretend like you’re only going to have one slice, but we know better. That’s why Wiseguy offers an impressive selection of beers. Whether you’re into lagers, IPAs, or something in between, we’ve got the perfect brew to pair with your pizza binge. It’s scientifically proven (probably) that beer makes pizza taste even better, and if anyone tells you otherwise, they’re wrong.

2. Wine: For When You’re Feeling Classy… Or Pretending to Be

For the nights when you want to pair your pizza with something a little more refined, Wiseguy’s got you covered. We don’t mess around when it comes to wine – Our wines are Bota Box! Choose from red, white, or a rosé if you’re feeling fancy, because nothing says “I’m an adult” like drinking wine with pizza. Just don’t spill it on your white shirt while pretending you know how to swirl it around the glass like a pro.

3. Local Brews: Because You’re Hip Like That

If you want to show off your knowledge of local breweries and feel superior about it, we have the best news. Wiseguy carries a selection of local beers that’ll make you look like a craft beer connoisseur, even if you secretly just like the pretty cans. These beers are fresh, delicious, and full of Idaho flavor – because if you’re going to drink beer, it might as well be the kind you can name-drop at parties.

4. The Perfect Pairing: Beer, Wine, and Pizza – The Holy Trinity

At Wiseguy, we’re here to make sure your drink pairs perfectly with your pizza. Want a light lager with your Margarita? Done. Looking for a bold red to go with your Fun Guy? We’ve got you. We even pair IPAs with our Fat Guy because nothing says “I know what I’m doing” like beer and protein. So, the next time you’re about to devour an entire pizza, make sure to grab a drink that’ll make it an event.

Pizza, beer, and wine: the perfect trio. So, don’t settle for water (unless you really have to) – Wiseguy’s Beer & Wine menu is here to take your pizza game to the next level, one drink at a time.